Will it ever be safe to get back into the water? I think not, best to stay firmly on the ground. Oh wait, we've got land sharks, snow sharks, sand sharks and even freakin' sharks in tornadoes! Forget it, get to Mars, they haven't done Mars sharks yet have they? Nope, but I don't think that would be safe either as we now have the Shark Exorcist.
Yep, a shark has been possessed so basically we're f**ked! If you'd like to get a taste of this sucker, head on inside.
Shark Exorcist comes from the mind of Donald Farmer (Cannibal Hookers, Dorm of the Dead), and stars Angela Kerecz, Roni Jonah, Alaine Huntington, and Bobby Kerecz.
This is quite possibly the ultimate evil. On the one hand you have a shark. The ultimate predator, but apparently that wasn't enough. Let's go possess that beast so it becomes Satan's very own freakin' shark! I mean, damn. Who or what could stop such a creature?
Synopsis: A demonic nun unleases holy hell in SHARK EXORCIST when she summons the devil to possess a man-eating shark. Now innocent swimmers are terrorized by the ultimate evil—Satan’s shark!!
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